Jesus on an iPhone

Newly discovered paintings reveal startling use of technology throughout history

Ok, I’ll admit it: I “discovered” these paintings by making them on Midjourney. But hey, it’s fun to pretend, right?

Here’s a young maiden from the 1600s rocking out to some tunes on her headphones.

Here’s a French nobleman checking his email on an iPhone.

And here’s a young lass from the 1400s scrolling through Twitter. Or Maybe Mastodon.

Here’s a medieval monk on a laptop.

And an 18th-century American revolutionary inspecting a mainframe computer.

A Roman soldier on a Segway:

And a special BONUS PIC of Socrates giving a TED Talk.